Saturday, September 15, 2007

Bouncing Ain't Easy, Reason #321

People always act like big tough guys when they drink, especially the 40-year old adolescents, power drinkers and trustees of modern chemistry.

Dealing with them is a pain. Just ask Doc or check out my medical records if you doubt this.

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Bouncing Ain't Easy...It's Quite Challenging

Ever try to throw a 400-pound man out of a bar? It ain't easy. But that's bouncing for you.

Monday, September 3, 2007

Bouncing Ain't Easy...When Your Employees Are "On the Take!"

Corrupt employees have to be eliminated from your bar or restaurant as soon as possible. They are always stealing money from the till, six shots to a bottle at least. Fire them as publicly as possible, too. This will ensure that other employees "get the message" ... and that you'll get a death threat or two, but that's the life of a bouncer, right?