It Ain't Easy Being a Cooler

...or even "cooler" than just about everyone else in recorded human history. It attracts resentment which, as any really cool cooler can tell you, is a royal pain in the keister.

Day One for Bouncing Ain't Easy

Bouncing ain't easy. Trust me, folks. Sure, there are three simple rules. But enforcing those rules is what separates the men from the boys.

More on the three rules tomorrow. Until then, never forget, BE NICE!

Until it's time not to be nice.

So sayeth Dalton.