Last Night I Had to Smash a Dude's Kneecap -- It Was Easy

Man, you think bouncing's hard? Well it is. It takes a tough man to do it. A man's man. And that's exactly what my man Mike Doe's been doing in Washington DC: cracking jokes and killing them onstage, and occasionally being a wiseass, but backing it up, of course, with solid bouncing tactics, as I taught him of so long ago.

Read on for more adventures. Or else!

Bartender for Hire...After Learning Me Some Drinks
Beer Is for Breakfast Around Here, Drink or Be Gone
The Simpsons Movie Is the Funniest Movie of All Time
Perfecting My Pour in 48 Hours...Or Less!
Pouring Rain...and Drinks...and a New Gig

Bouncing, Twitter Style, at the Double Deuce...Ain't Easy

Mike Doe is now appearing at http://twitter.com/mikedoe.