Man, you think bouncing's hard? Well it is. It takes a tough man to do it. A man's man. And that's exactly what my man Mike Doe's been doing in Washington DC: cracking jokes and killing them onstage, and occasionally being a wiseass, but backing it up, of course, with solid bouncing tactics, as I taught him of so long ago.
Read on for more adventures. Or else!
Bartender for Hire...After Learning Me Some Drinks
Beer Is for Breakfast Around Here, Drink or Be Gone
The Simpsons Movie Is the Funniest Movie of All Time
Perfecting My Pour in 48 Hours...Or Less!
Pouring Rain...and Drinks...and a New Gig
Thursday, December 6, 2007
Wednesday, October 3, 2007
Bouncing, Twitter Style, at the Double Deuce...Ain't Easy
Mike Doe is now appearing at http://twitter.com/mikedoe.
Saturday, September 15, 2007
Bouncing Ain't Easy, Reason #321
People always act like big tough guys when they drink, especially the 40-year old adolescents, power drinkers and trustees of modern chemistry.
Dealing with them is a pain. Just ask Doc or check out my medical records if you doubt this.
Dealing with them is a pain. Just ask Doc or check out my medical records if you doubt this.
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Wednesday, September 5, 2007
Bouncing Ain't Easy...It's Quite Challenging
Ever try to throw a 400-pound man out of a bar? It ain't easy. But that's bouncing for you.
Monday, September 3, 2007
Bouncing Ain't Easy...When Your Employees Are "On the Take!"
Corrupt employees have to be eliminated from your bar or restaurant as soon as possible. They are always stealing money from the till, six shots to a bottle at least. Fire them as publicly as possible, too. This will ensure that other employees "get the message" ... and that you'll get a death threat or two, but that's the life of a bouncer, right?
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
It Ain't Easy Being a Cooler
...or even "cooler" than just about everyone else in recorded human history. It attracts resentment which, as any really cool cooler can tell you, is a royal pain in the keister.
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Monday, August 27, 2007
Day One for Bouncing Ain't Easy
Bouncing ain't easy. Trust me, folks. Sure, there are three simple rules. But enforcing those rules is what separates the men from the boys.
More on the three rules tomorrow. Until then, never forget, BE NICE!
Until it's time not to be nice.
So sayeth Dalton.
More on the three rules tomorrow. Until then, never forget, BE NICE!
Until it's time not to be nice.
So sayeth Dalton.
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