tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-84482735152819036352011-04-21T13:34:01.517-07:00Daltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01357125785935358440noreply@blogger.comBlogger71100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8448273515281903635.post-51489147299333169522007-12-06T22:54:00.001-08:002007-12-06T22:56:20.213-08:00Man, you think bouncing's hard? Well it is. It takes a tough man to do it. A man's man. And that's exactly what my man Mike Doe's been doing in Washington DC: cracking jokes and killing them onstage, and occasionally being a wiseass, but backing it up, of course, with solid bouncing tactics, as I taught him of so long ago.<br /><br />Read on for more adventures. Or else!<br /><br /><a href="http://mikedoe.net/journal/2007/7/25/bartender-for-hireafter-learning-me-some-drinks.html">Bartender for Hire...After Learning Me Some Drinks</a><br /><a href="http://mikedoe.net/journal/2007/7/27/beer-is-for-breakfast-around-here-drink-or-be-gone.html">Beer Is for Breakfast Around Here, Drink or Be Gone</a><br /><a href="http://mikedoe.net/journal/2007/7/28/the-simpsons-movie-is-the-funniest-movie-of-all-time.html">The Simpsons Movie Is the Funniest Movie of All Time</a><br /><a href="http://mikedoe.net/journal/2007/7/28/perfecting-my-pour-in-48-hoursor-less.html">Perfecting My Pour in 48 Hours...Or Less!</a><br /><a href="http://mikedoe.net/journal/2007/7/30/pouring-rainand-drinksand-a-new-gig.html">Pouring Rain...and Drinks...and a New Gig</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8448273515281903635-5148914729933316952?l=bouncingainteasy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Daltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01357125785935358440noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8448273515281903635.post-39869429865205057312007-10-03T00:31:00.000-07:002007-10-03T11:16:54.221-07:00<a href="http://mikedoe.net/journal/2007/10/3/twitter-highly-addictive-behavior-jokes-aplenty.html">Mike Doe</a> is now appearing at <a href="http://twitter.com/mikedoe">http://twitter.com/mikedoe</a>.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8448273515281903635-3986942986520505731?l=bouncingainteasy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Daltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01357125785935358440noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8448273515281903635.post-72436886156210632342007-09-15T09:31:00.000-07:002007-09-15T09:33:16.539-07:00People always act like big tough guys when they drink, especially the 40-year old adolescents, power drinkers and trustees of modern chemistry.<br /><br />Dealing with them is a pain. Just ask Doc or check out my medical records if you doubt this.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8448273515281903635-7243688615621063234?l=bouncingainteasy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Daltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01357125785935358440noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8448273515281903635.post-17011590817751734192007-09-05T11:37:00.000-07:002007-09-05T11:38:43.941-07:00Ever try to throw a 400-pound man out of a bar? It ain't easy. But that's bouncing for you.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8448273515281903635-1701159081775173419?l=bouncingainteasy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Daltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01357125785935358440noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8448273515281903635.post-74914782390204056372007-09-03T23:31:00.000-07:002007-09-04T15:05:57.411-07:00Corrupt employees have to be eliminated from your bar or restaurant as soon as possible. They are always stealing money from the till, six shots to a bottle at least. Fire them as publicly as possible, too. This will ensure that other employees "<a href="http://iruntheshowcompletely.blogspot.com/">get the message</a>" ... and that you'll get a death threat or two, but that's the life of a <a href="http://greatitalianmovies.blogspot.com/">bouncer</a>, right?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8448273515281903635-7491478239020405637?l=bouncingainteasy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Daltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01357125785935358440noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8448273515281903635.post-59309867450541604442007-08-29T09:28:00.001-07:002007-08-29T09:30:17.810-07:00...or even "cooler" than just about everyone else in recorded <a href="http://southphillyphil.blogspot.com/">human history</a>. It attracts resentment which, as any really <a href="http://daltonfromroadhouse.blogspot.com/">cool cooler</a> can tell you, is a royal pain in the keister.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8448273515281903635-5930986745054160444?l=bouncingainteasy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Daltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01357125785935358440noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8448273515281903635.post-5641593171898438202007-08-27T09:24:00.001-07:002007-08-27T09:25:56.449-07:00Bouncing ain't easy. Trust me, folks. Sure, there are three simple rules. But enforcing those rules is what separates the men from the boys.<br /><br />More on the three rules tomorrow. Until then, never forget, BE NICE!<br /><br />Until it's time not to be nice.<br /><br />So sayeth <a href="http://bouncingainteasy.blogspot.com/">Dalton</a>.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8448273515281903635-564159317189843820?l=bouncingainteasy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Daltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01357125785935358440noreply@blogger.com0